What you’re supposed to do is shoot them. How did you get there? You don’t have time to think: you only have time to realize that you are holding a mammoth laser shotgun, and then notice that waves of cycloptic eyeball-headed blue crystal-skeleton Alien Freaks are jumping in your direction. You’re standing at the top of a ziggurat. You play the role of The Last Human On Earth. I will say that it will be an honor and a privilege to, for this website, talk about my game without feeling like a marketing sleaze: I had to write a press release and an App Store description the other day, so I’ve obtained a level up on the skill of succinctly describing my product. Consider this a look at my professional side. (Yes, the previous sentence was a sort of Weird Satire.) I typically use this website to engage in my curious hobbies, one of which is to be a jerk about videogames, so that I can read the negative comments, brainstorming one-liners I’ll never utter. As of today, it’s available for iOS devices - the iPhone and iPad. Maybe you’ll decide you want to play it. (You can get the ZiGGURAT soundtrack here.)
Bottom line: Angry Birds is “The Video Game We Deserve.”
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